Hurting?

Dolphin armpits: Does it hurt?
Squishy brain: No.
Dolphin armpits: In that case, go nuts.
Squishy brain: OW! ... Well, it’s meant to hurt. Punch, punch, punch.
Dolphin armpits: Bad, bad, bad [squishy brain], bad.
Squishy brain: Hit me.
Dolphin armpits: I’m not going to hit you.
Squishy brain: I hit you all the time.
Dolphin armpits: I’m a mainly man, I can take it.
Pony food (joining the conversation): Oh! So you’re comfortable enough with your masculinity to wear a pink bow.
Dolphin armpits: No, I’m comfortable enough with my masculinity to screw around with a pink bow, not wear it.
(I’m not sure what Squishy was doing there that hurt her...)