Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Creepy cougars

Yummy hospitals: Aren’t year sevens so cute?
Pony food: I hate them. We should kill them all.
Me: I think they’re funny, the way they run around everywhere and all.
Yummy hospitals: No they’re really cute.
Me: Puppy dog cute?
Yummy hospitals: No, like sexy cute. Wouldn’t you date a year seven?
Dolphin armpits: No. I wouldn’t. You need help.
Pony food: I forbid you from being a cougar.
(Please note: Year sevens = 12 /13 year olds. We are year tens = 15/16 year olds.)

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